VIRUS JOKES

Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting

Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus

Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back

virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine

New World Order virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

Airline virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore

Sears virus: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks

Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before